Dior Homme Summer 2015 collection


Dior Homme Summer 2015 collection


My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday


dude what the hell is happening to the world

Me n Drake chillin at my house
Drake: This bubble tea is excellent! But I have to use your bathroom, that extra hot crispy chicken got to me! Haha!
Me: First door on the left, can't miss it.
Drake: *Shouting from down the hall* The left side!?
Me: Yes.
Drake: OH. MY. GOD.
Me: *Running over to see what happened* What happened!?
Drake: My dude you got 2-ply toilet paper! When I started from the bottom with nothing but my pen and paper I used to dread using the toilet because we always had 1-ply and it would feel so bad and grainy against my sensitive skin. The paper would sometimes tear and rip and my hand would always be exposed, I hated it! When I finally made it on the charts with my singles, I bought a lifetime supply of Charmin brand toilet paper for my mama, God bless her soul. Count your blessings brother. Oh man, this takes me back!
Drake: *Closes his eyes and gets lost in his memories*



This shit better work

y’all count as all my friends we coo


"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon